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PostSubject: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:07 pm

Title says it all~ What are some really bad or cheesy pickup lines you've heard? What about your favorites?

I remember back when I was a freshman, biology pickup lines spread like wildfire. My favorite is: If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.



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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:27 pm

nothing better than putting a calm and confident face and say this:



never worked for me though... lol


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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:07 pm


here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...


hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!




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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:45 pm

Lotus&Japan wrote:

here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...


hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!

lol just imagine the look on that girls face priceless xD
but seriously calling a girls face shit isn't exactly helpful



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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:53 pm

Rex Lex wrote:
Lotus&Japan wrote:

here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...


hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!

lol just imagine the look on that girls face priceless xD

try it yourself and tell us how many slaps did you get LOL



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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:51 pm

Lotus&Japan wrote:
Rex Lex wrote:
Lotus&Japan wrote:

here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...


hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!

lol just imagine the look on that girls face priceless xD

try it yourself and tell us how many slaps did you get LOL
lol that's a big no no I would feel like an idiot
I don't like pick up lines though some of them are really funny



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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:47 pm

Lotus&Japan wrote:

here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...


hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!

thats just digging your own grave...XD...
sounds great to try though...


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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:12 pm

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thats just digging your own grave...XD...
sounds great to try though...

ok imagine you said it and you wait for her reaction:

then she reacts:

xD and that's interesting!



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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:55 pm

Here's another lame one my friend told me on the way home.

The average human body has 206 bones, but when I see you, I have one more.



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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:06 pm

NO PAIN, NO GAME or chin up man. XD are those pick up lines?? XDDD

well I love you and you know it?XDLOL!.. ok im really lame at this type of pick up lines but i think i got the drifts of it right?LOL!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Pickup Lines   Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:12 am

Best on i heard in High School
One of my classmates said to the hot teacher

"Hey Girl, if i were a Fly i'd be all over you cuz your the shit!"

Another one is when i was walking around the mall
random guys walks up to me and says

"Excuse me, Do you believe in First Love? Or Should i walk by again?"


Left to play a game called "Life" there is no save file so i'll be gone for a long-loooong time :3
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